So, let's play a game because I want to write but I have no time and no brain right this instant.
In the comments:
1. write me a ficlet OR
2. tell me the fic you'd like me to write OR
3. tell me about the fic you'd write for me.
Be detailed! Give plotbunnies and twists and turns, tell me the backstory, or the character thoughts.
And, once you're done, give me a prompt for a fic and I'll tell you the fic I'd write based off it.
I'll take all my usual pairings/characters/teams, and anything you think you have a snowflake's hope in hell of getting me to ship. :)